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Interview with a Prostitute

Deus Ex Machina says:
How old are you Sandra?

Sandra says:
going on 29 later this month.

Deus Ex Machina says:
and you are a prostitute?

Sandra says:
Yes. I hire myself out to perform sexual services.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Interesting. Where do you work mainly?

Sandra says:
Well I mainly work the strip in Las Vegas. The tourists that come here are sex-starved and we make quite a bit of money.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I see. I heard that Vegas is "whore heaven" so to speak

Sandra says:
You could say that.

Deus Ex Machina says:
So how much do you charge for your services?

Sandra says:
I'm pretty higher class, so i charge $500 for a blow and $1000 for whatever you want

Deus Ex Machina says:
Those sounds like reasonable rates. You must get a lot of customers.

Sandra says:
I usually get up to five on a good day.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Wow, you must be raking in the cash.

Sandra says:
I am. Pretty soon I'll be ready to retire.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Have you ever received any heat from the police?

Sandra says:
Yeah, they'll harass me every now and then, but all it takes is some coaxing to change their minds about charging me with anything.

Deus Ex Machina says:
LOL. Sounds like you have a nice arrangement going.

Sandra says:
I do. I'm pretty safe on the legal side.

Deus Ex Machina says:
What do you think of the US being one of the only countries to outlaw prostitution?

Sandra says:
I think its very stupid. Imagine how much they could make taxing us as legitimate laborers.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Do you use safety procedures to protect yourself from the various diseases?

Sandra says:
Oh yes. I always make sure there won't be any transmissions if diseases are present and i go for a checkup every other day at a private doctor.

Deus Ex Machina says:
That sounds like a good procedure. Does it scare you to have dangers like HIV out there?

Sandra says:
Yes it is scary at times, but i am pretty safe from catching it.

Deus Ex Machina says:
You must get some unusual requests from your customers. What are some of the strangest you have received?

Sandra says:
Well one guy wanted me to cut his arm with a razor while we were fucking and i thought that was pretty bizarre.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Did you go through with it anyways?

Sandra says:
Yeah. I just made very light cuts and bandaged him up afterwards. I've gotta make a living, you know?

Deus Ex Machina says:
I understand. Any others?

Sandra says:
Another guy wanted me to stick my tongue up his ass. I drew the line on that one.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I can see why. Thats really fucking gross. :S

Sandra says:
I know it is. I try to fulfill most reasonable requests.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I see. Do you have any regrets about your career choice?

Sandra says:
Not really. It is fun most of the time and i make a lot of money. Its better than being a working deadbeat.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I see your point. Have you ever worked under a pimp before?

Sandra says:
Yeah when i first started out i had no experience, so i found one to work for. The guy was a real asshole and beat me and the other girls. It took me a year to find someone to beat the shit out of him so i could go free.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Thats awful. I have read a lot of horror stories about the pimps.

Sandra says:
Yes, they aren't very nice at all. I prefer to be self-employed now.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I can see why. When did you realize that you wanted to be a prostitute?

Sandra says:
When i was around 17 and realized that school was going nowhere. I made up my mind that i wouldn't be stuck in a dead-end job for the rest of my life, so i dropped out of school and hit the streets.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Did you ever get seriously involved with drugs?

Sandra says:
For a while i was hooked on cocaine, but a friend of mine helped me break the habit. It was really hard.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I'm glad you were able to do that. You must have strong willpower.

Sandra says:
Thank you, i think i do.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Do you have a significant other right now?

Sandra says:
Yes. He is very sweet and protects me from any bad people on the streets.

Deus Ex Machina says:
What does he think of your current occupation?

Sandra says:
He is very understanding and loves me for who i am.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Thats very good. It must be hard for him to not be jealous of your clients.

Sandra says:
He does get razzled occasionally, but for the most part he holds it back.

Deus Ex Machina says:
What is your estimate on the number of clients you have had during your career?

Sandra says:
sorry honey, i couldn't count them even if i wanted to. There's just too many, probably near five thousand or so.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Thats an impressive estimate.

Sandra says:
Yeah, I'm very proud of my coverage.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Are you aware of any lobbyists for legalizing prostitution?

Sandra says:
I really don't know. I'm sure there are some out there though.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Say I'm a potential customer. What are you going to say to convince me to hire you instead of the other girls on the street?

Sandra says:
Well honey, I can give you the wildest ride of your life all night long until your eyeballs pop out of your head. I can straddle you better than a professional bull rider and fulfill your wildest dreams. When you hire me, I'm going to earn every penny.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Thats an enticing offer. Too bad you can't put that onto an advertisement or billboard or something to expand your market.

Sandra says:
Yeah i know. Maybe eventually i could use the internet for that.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Thats an excellent idea. Have you ever thought of doing Pro Bono work for terminally ill individuals?

Sandra says:
What do you mean sweetie?

Deus Ex Machina says:
Well, allowing cancer patients to experience the thrill of sex for free before they die and other people like that.

Sandra says:
I haven't ever thought of doing that. Maybe I'll have to look into that. I would love to do something for those poor people.

Deus Ex Machina says:
Cool. There is quite a demand for that from what i hear. The dying wish of most young men is to have sex.

Sandra says:
Awwww. I'm getting all teary-eyed just thinking about it. I'd love to do that for someone.

Deus Ex Machina says:
In that case, I just found out i have a cancerous growth in the back of my brain. LOL. Sorry just kidding.

Sandra says:
ha ha! You're so funny!

Deus Ex Machina says:
thanks, i try to be. What do you like to do when you aren't working the streets?

Sandra says:
I like to spend time with my man and watch movies. I also enjoy playing music. I wish i could be a professional.

Deus Ex Machina says:
No way! What instrument do you play?

Sandra says:
I have played guitar since i was really young.

Deus Ex Machina says:
That is awesome. I play bass.

Sandra says:
Thats so sexy.

Deus Ex Machina says:
But anyways, what do you think of the illegal immigration from Mexico?

Sandra says:
I think it isn't too bad. Maybe if i lived closer to the border i would notice more.

Deus Ex Machina says:
I've heard that a lot of the female immigrants resort to prostitution. Have you noticed increased competition in the past while?

Sandra says:
Well come to think of it, you do see quite a few mexican girls out on the strip. But as long as they stay out of my territory, I don't mind.

Deus Ex Machina says:
That sounds fair. What do you have to say to any potential prostitutes out there?

Sandra says:
If you are thinking about doing it, make sure thats what you want to do first or you will regret it. If you still decide to do it, steer clear of drugs, pimps, and the police. Always get checkups too.

Deus Ex Machina says:
That sounds like sound advice. Thank you for your time.

Sandra says:
No thank you cutie. It was my pleasure. ;)

Deus Ex Machina says:
I'm charmed.